My name is .. uh .. never mind :|

I have a lovely name .. Ruchi. Its short and sweet. The reason my mom chose a short name was that no one is ever able to mar the same, thereby, saving me from any embarrassments that might arise from twisted nicks!

But life was not to stop at that. Today, handful of people are just NOT ready to address me by my name. :| .. and this thankfully happens mostly on gtalk!

Let us begin with Gayatri, a.k.a, Pinky (:P :P). To her I am either bitch or biyatch. If she uses my name I instantly know something’s wrong with her.
So it’s always: bitch! Send me d pix! ; bitch! Wotcha doin? ; u bitch! How could you do that?! and this doesn’t stop at just gtalk .. it very well continues in real life also.

Next, one fine evening, I am christened kinksta (origin: kinky) by gayatri and shruti .. don't ask me for any dirty details :|

Now Gauri or miss G has this weird syndrome of nicknaming every individual she knows, never once calling them by their names. I call this the G syndrome.
So amongst both of us we have a range of nicks we use for others.
However, G loves being G and so she will not leave me out either!
So for her I am:
auntyyyyyyy
uncleeeeeee
jaanu
abbeyyyy
Oye!
And yes, kinky :|

We are also drama queens .. big ones at that. So our chosen form of addressing also includes:
karamjali
kalmuhi
behaya
besharam
badtameez!
And this she uses for both the sexes sans any transformation. (yes abhijit, I know what you’re going through!)

For a dearest friend I am her bhawra while she is my philower :| (it was totally her idea to take our relationship of best friends to another level :| )

There are some others who get a little out of hand and try their luck with:
babyyyyyyy
honeyyy
lowwe
dahling

chweetie pie
doll (egawds!)
what’s with you guys?! They’re meant to irritate me of course .. and well, I do it to people for the same reason! :D anyway, they are passé now.

A few others would be:
kudiye
sohniye ;)

bum
Picky fish! (courtesy my stat msg and my own temperament)

Other stuff that I have been called is, well, not appropriate to be disclosed here in public! :|

Out of all of the above I’d pick Picky fish to be my favorite.

But the best I have been called is ..... The Narcotic ..... because, apparently, I’m addictive! ;)