1 AM and lack of entertainment!

An excerpt of a text chat with my lowwe! ;)

Gau baby .. we have elevated from pardners in crime to poets in rhyme!

GP: kya kar rahi hai

me: intezaar

GP: kiska?

me: ki kab aayega mera sapno ka rajkumar
jis se karti hoon main pyaar
aur mujhe abhi chalani hai meri car
so that i can drive upto the nearesht bar
called "highway shtar"
and order an apple martini baar baar
:D

GP: and then teri maa kar degi tere liye band tere ghar ka dwaar

me: agar main pahunchi wapas subah baj ke chaar
;)

GP: tu reh jayegi fir life mein banke bekaar

me: haan .. waise bhi bekaar ban ne ke bahane hain hazaar

GP: baat to hain dumdaar
aur tumko bhi hain ikraar
kya tumhare dil aur dimaag GPin ho rahi hain takraar?

me: haan .. kyunki main hu sun ne ko bekaraar

GP: fikar na karo... hum bhi hain dildaar

me: toh kya tumse kar lu main aankhen chaar?
and forget the rajkumar?

GP: pehle jaa ke aau...jamna paar

me: yeh shame kyu yaar?

GP: aur proove karke batao ki P = I square R

me: kya hoga agar main gayi haar?!

GP: tum nahi harogi...tum to ho samajhdaar

me: shayad yahi hai geeta ka saar!

GP: ab maan jaao humari baat... na karo inkaar

me: uthao apne hathyar

GP: ho jaao tayyaar

GP: kyunki shayad tumhe finally ho gaya hai pyaar
ab kaun hai woh yaar...jise tumne banaya dildaar?

me: uske paas toh hai daaru ka bhandaar
jis se main kamei hu pyaar
par khabardaar!
mat koshish karna humare beech dalne ko deewaar!
nahi toh bhej denge tumhe to a land which is faaaaaaaar
jahan milega khaane ko bas pyaaz aur achaar :P

GP: issse pehle ki tum humein kahi bhejo... hum ho jayenge faraar

me: :P
toh goodnite, shubhratri, shabba khair mere yaar!
;)