NOTE: Another of my co-authored works .. this time with my dearest dearest mate :D
This is her version .. while the following is mine :D
HAPPY READING! :D
One sunny afternoon on my way to the lab...
Two strangers, A and G, towards their respective destinations, completely unaware of the shock fate had in store for them. And then it happened.... the lights went off... the elevator stopped mid-way with a jerk.
G,A in synch: ohhhh shittt!!!
G: * after few seconds of silence and after their pupils adjusted to the dark * Ok!! Do you have someone's number?
A: No... I really have to go.. I am feeling so suffocated!
G: K wait... I'll call someone.
G: * on phone with Chandu, her project partner *....Yaar hum lift mein atak gaye hai.. please call someone...
Chandu to Sh sir: Sir lift....
Sh Sir(SS): चलो बचाने चलो ...!! (lets go help!!)
SS: helloooooo
G: hellooooooooooooooo
A: I am really scared. I have to go jaldi se. I can't live in a suffocating environment.
G: (and I can!!) Its ok... they're here. Wont take too long.
A: Thank god you're with me... I dont know what I'd have done without you.
G: (yea yea....)
Chandu: कौनसे फलोर पे अटके हो ? (which floor are you guys stuck on?)
G: yaar... how the hell will I know???!!
* Meanwhile... G and A getting introduced. *
A: Didi, I am never gonna travel in this lift again. I hate suffocation.
G: (yea... like I'm loving it!) hmm
* SS meanwhile trying his best to open the door stuck between 3rd and 4th floor *
SS (screaming): कितने लोग हैं अन्दर ?? (how many of you inside the lift??)
G: अब्बे उस से तुमको क्या बे .. lift को खोलो !! (what the f*** do you care .. just open the damn lift!! )
SS: excuse me! this is sh sir .. who was that??
(Chandu thinking to herself .. what the f*** was G thinking .. साली खुद तो मरेगी , मुझेभी मरवाएगी .. how can she talk to sir like that?! )
G to A: listen .. u dont wanna die na?
A (sounding anxious) : no didi .. i hate suffocation .. (screaming) please heeelllllppppppp someone!!
SS: how many of you???!!
A(almost crying): sir its two of us in here.....
* meanwhile G shuts A's mouth lest she says anything further *
G to A(muffled voices): listen .. and listen carefully .. i will not repeat this .. by the way .. which branch are u in??
* G loosens the fingers around A's mouth *
A: *sob sob* Info Tech
* A's mouth sealed again *
SS: darna mat bacchon .. everything will be fine .. we are trying our best.
G(muffled voice .. A's mouth still sealed): good .. listen now .. if sir asks again who it was then you say you were the one .
He is my project guide and never going to cross paths with you because you are not from his department .. badle mein i will treat you at the new pizza corner that has opened near the college.
If you decline this proposal AND if we happen to get out of this godforsaken lift i will as it is skin you alive .. or you will anyways die of suffocation and probably so will I.
* meanwhile a bright light shone into their eyes .. the lights were back .. the fact that A didn't die after seeing G's bloodshot eyes was a miracle .. she quietly agreed to obey G's orders .. the lift arrived exactly two seconds later on the 4th floor .. the door opened and G ran for her life .. away from that maddening lift and the maddening girl .. SS arrived 3 seconds later on the scene *
SS to A: are you alright??
A(still recovering from the shock): huh-uh .. yes .. i th-think so .. (zapped look)
SS: where's the other girl?
A: uh-huh .. sir .. what sir .. which other girl??!
SS: the other one .. there were two of you no??
A: n-n-no sir .. there was only me in there .. you must have heard me talking .. i have a
habit of talking to myself when stuck in enclosed spaces.....
SS: hmm .. i thought i heard two different voices ..
A: sir .. i dont know .. it was only me in there ..... * faints *
SS to Chandu(who had followed SS to meet G): just help me pls .. who had called u up?? do you know this girl?
Chandu: uh-uh .. yes sir .. she is my distant cousin .. she had only called me up .. sorry sir but she has a little mental problem ..
(before SS can open his mouth) ..... sir pls dont ask about it .. we in our family do not like to talk about it ..
* meanwhile Chandu spots G(who has caught her breath and looks like she's been hunting for someone) *
Chandu to G: G.....where were you .. give me a hand, will you .. she has fainted again!
G: Ohh My God .. sure ..
SS: girls u need any help??
G & Chandu (in unison): NO SIR!! we'll take her from here ..
Chandu: thank you sir .. thank you very much
SS: no problem girls .. my doors are always open to you ..... * pause * ..... you may take
the day off for today .. get back to me with the project updates tomorrow morning .. and take care of her (pointing suspiciously at A)
G & Chandu: yes sir .. thank you sir
* a few moments pass *
Chandu: man G .. your neck was saved!! all thanks to this woman!! (looking adorably at her)
G: yeah .. damn .. Chandu I'll need to borrow some money for tomorrow if she becomes conscious again .. although she looks like she's in coma.....
Chandu: what?!
A(opens one eye): no ..... she's not in coma .. she's with the drama club (a smirk on her face)
Chandu and G(in unison): WHAT??!
A to G: and that treat better be good (stands up .. brushes off the dust from her salwar kameez .. picks up her bag and walks away gracefully .. Chandu and G looking at her with their eyes wide open and jaws dropped down)
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
The Blackout! (ver.2.0.3)
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11 comments:
good.
too frivolous. The simpler version is much better.
@anon1: thnQ
@anon2 (unless u are anon1 .. is it u shas??): i revel in frivolity my dear :)
Anon2 replies: Whom do ya write for? Yourself or for the readers?
@anon2: for both .. why do you ask??
and i have another Q for u .. like who ARE u?? is it u vinkuji?? :P
i've heard this question before!!
I plead not guilty.
LOL....shit..i knw how horrible can it be to swear in front of the profs..:P.. man ask me..
@gayatri: i dont need to .. i am well aware of ur reactions post the "actions" ;) :P
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